Állatok

"Lecture in the Soviet Union:

The teacher asks the students

 -Can the crocodiles fly?

One of the good students answers

 -The crocodiles are not flying.

Another good student replies

-The crocodiles are not flying.

Then the bad student answers

-I think the crocodiles can fly.

The teacher asks the bad student 

-Who told you this?

-My father.

-Who is your father?

- A KGB Colonel.

- Well children, the crocodiles are indeed flying! Just very-very close to the ground!"

/A.V. Metrikine/

"The camel is an expensive horse" 

/J. Wardenier/